This Junior Parents Weekend, there were some things that your parents probably did not have the pleasure of seeing. Aside from the obvious like your friends Jack Daniels and Jose Cuervo I can think of three sights that went unseen.
*Homeless in the Square. Where'd they all go? Apparently the veritas of our society was not on the agenda for the weekend. So move along, poor people. I mean, a university sitting on $25.9 billion clearly needs your family's money more than they do, right?
*Final clubs. While the sight of daddys little boys toasting their own privilege in Mt. Auburn mansions wouldve made the old money proud, the whole taking-
advantage-of-your-daughter thing might have rubbed some parents the wrong way.
*Demonic faculty. Little do your parents know that the Harvard faculty actually consists of a pack of rabid radicals plotting to bring down the great men of our time, corrupt the youth with their left-wing ideas, and destroy Western civilization as we know it.
At least they made up for what they missed with experiences we don't get the rest of the year. Like art museums, professors you can talk to, and the semblance of a Harvard community.
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